everybody keeps telling me, “we need to find you a hot girlfriend.”
i don’t get it thooo. do i deserve one or what
I’ve met fake bitches more real than you
Here’s to the bitches I hate
Fake bitches, everywhere.
So.
Apparently, when my brother starts working he’s gonna be making alot of money.
And he’ll give me some.
But only if I take care of him.
Cook him food, do his laundry and all that shit.
There’s also a possibility that he’ll work at Disneyland.
So I’ll get a free Disneyland pass, bitches.
Tumblr, bitches.
Stupid bitches all over my news feed.
I hate facebook.
