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everybody keeps telling me, “we need to find you a hot girlfriend.”

i don’t get it thooo. do i deserve one or what

I’ve met fake bitches more real than you

(Source: natashiyaa)

So.

Apparently, when my brother starts working he’s gonna be making alot of money.

And he’ll give me some.

But only if I take care of him.

Cook him food, do his laundry and all that shit.

There’s also a possibility that he’ll work at Disneyland.

So I’ll get a free Disneyland pass, bitches.

(Source: natashiyaa)