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I don’t have friends that invite me to Halloween parties

So I’m spending the night on Tumblr.

(Source: natashiyaa)

Jesus and Satan competed on the computer.

  • They started typing.
  • They did reports, e-mails, attachments and downloads.
  • But before the time was up.
  • Brownout came!
  • Satan cursed. Jesus sighed.
  • When electricity was back, Satan lost everything he had done. But Jesus started printing all His files.
  • Satan shouted: YOU CHEATED!
  • Jesus just smile.
  • because He did what Satan didn't know.
  • HE SAVES. : )
  • Amen. ♥