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  • Me: why didn't you go out with Tita Susan?
  • Mom: Because she's busy. And fat.
  • My brother: what's a fandom
  • Brother: You don't need to get jazzed up. We're just going to the burger shop
  • Me: -____-
  • Brother: If you were to give a girl a name that lived through vice (his term for pain) and struggles with life, what would you name her?
  • Me: Broken.
  • Brother: Tasha, I need your gaydar. Watch this girl's videos and tell me if she's gay or not
  • Me: omg i have gaydar :3
  • -Mom watching A Walk To Remember-
  • Me: Mom, wanna know what happens at the end?
  • Mom: She die?
  • Me: No, he dies.
  • Mom: Who?
  • Me: Jack
  • Mom: Jack who?
  • Me: Oh this isn't Titanic?
  • Mom: No! Silly.
  • Brother: I miss gran-gran. I miss puddy too.
  • Me: I miss my sanity
  • Brother:
  • Me:
  • Brother:
  • Me: what
  • Brother: This fucking asshole with her girlfriend problems
  • Dad: Who?
  • Brother: You know who.
  • Dad: Tasha?
  • Brother: Yeah, her!
  • Me in my room: LOL

It started off with a simple question to my brother about me having a right to be upset about something that happened a few weeks ago and it ended up him ranting about his friends for 2 hours.

  • Me: Gay ass faggot
  • Brother: Stop saying that. Don't let mom hear you. She's gonna get mad.
  • Me: -silent-
  • Me: Gay ass faggot