I’m not very sociable, in fact I may be socially awkward, and yet my dad tells me I have this special gift in talking to people about their problems. And with kids because kids seems to love me.
I don’t get ittttt
So my brother told me this story of what happened recently to this guy we both know. He has been friends with this cute girl for awhile. And recently, a day before her birthday he took her all over the place. He took her to the pier, got her ice cream, went to park and he even gave her his jacket when it got cold. Sounds like a date right? So at the end of the night, she asked him where to put his jacket and he told her to put it in the trunk of his car. When she opened it all these balloons came out and it was tied to her favorite cookies and a cake. She was all excited and happy about it. She even instagram’d it. So a few days later he finally asked her out and she literally said, “Ooo, sorry. I see you as a little brother.” BIGGEST FRIENDZONE OR WHAT.
- -Brother & I watching King of the Hill-
- Brother: You know how bad Peggy treats Bill? I feel like that's how the girls I told you about treats me
- Me: Aw. You're not Bill. You're Dale.
- Brother: Dale? How?
- Me: Because you believe that the goverment is a big conspiracy and stuff. Plus you're a badass
- Brother: YES!!!!! YOU ARE GONNA BE THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER.
- Me: ........
- Me: Why don't you get into a tv show? That's what I do when I'm bored
- My brother: I kinda don't want to. Because if I get into a tv show, it'll mess with me. Emotionally that is. I'll get too attach and it'll mess with my emotions and I can't have that
- Me: lol that's what tumblr is all about
- -Hugs my big brother-
- Brother: So not gay
- Me: It's not gay but I am
- -Me listening to Second And Sebring by Of Mice & Men
- Brother: Turn that skrillex off
- Me: It's Of Mice & Men! Dumbass
- Brother: Oh, I love that movie!
- Me: -______-
- Best friend: Ugh ima slap you with my cats
- Best friend: Atleast you will get some sort of pussy action ;) ahaha
- Me: OMG
Me: Good morning :)
Best friend: wtf are you doing up this early?!
For once, I actually didn’t want to talk about this girl I really like
But of course, my best friend brings her up. -_____-
So last night, my best friend told me that she knows more about me than I know about myself.
I asked her a million times to “Tell me more.”
I’m still curious of what she knows.
