Precious Darling

This anxiety shit seriously sucks.

I need to get some anxiety medication or something

I should take rhodiola when I give a girl head

it makes me hyper

my “future girlfriend” would probably love that

As soon as I stepped into the living room
it smells like weed
oh shit

Someone who smokes weed be my best friend.

I wanna smoke but don’t have anyone I can trust to get high with D:

Pass the weed, bitch.

And let’s fuck all night. ;)

I’d respond by asking your friend to pass that shit over here

I’d respond by asking your friend to pass that shit over here

I need to become close friends with someone who smokes pot regularly.

That way, if I wanted to smoke weed I can smoke with someone I trust.

RIGHT NOW, I know 5 people that smoke pot but I can’t be close with any of them.

Them: Hugs not drugs

Me: I don’t get hugs so I do drugs.

My cousins barely getting into smoking hookah

Ha! Where’ve you been? Playing with your dick?

Smoking hookah was a last year thing.

This year is smoking weed.

Get with the fad, bitch. 

Ugh, why can’t I know any of the hot girls in Girl/Girl Scene!