- Me: why didn't you go out with Tita Susan?
- Mom: Because she's busy. And fat.
My mom drove my car for the second time today and she’s afraid to press on the gas. She can’t handle the tork
I almost told my uncle, out of nowhere, yesterday that I was a lesbian. I think if I actually do tell him, I’ll film his reaction
I am against you not having sex. So have sex with me