Precious Darling

So lately i’ve been watching peoples rants on the whole Abercrombie & Fitch thing on youtube

And i went on facebook and someone I don’t like posted a picture of a birthday gift that they recently got and it was a shirt from A&F and they mentioned how it’s their first piece of clothing from that store

Made me laugh

Reason to be fit: 

To look better than that girl who rejected you in high school

i’m actually surprised when I run into someone I know and they recognize me underneath all the ugly

So my brother told me this story of what happened recently to this guy we both know. He has been friends with this cute girl for awhile. And recently, a day before her birthday he took her all over the place. He took her to the pier, got her ice cream, went to park and he even gave her his jacket when it got cold. Sounds like a date right? So at the end of the night, she asked him where to put his jacket and he told her to put it in the trunk of his car. When she opened it all these balloons came out and it was tied to her favorite cookies and a cake. She was all excited and happy about it. She even instagram’d it. So a few days later he finally asked her out and she literally said, “Ooo, sorry. I see you as a little brother.” BIGGEST FRIENDZONE OR WHAT.

This girl i’ve known since elementary school got married about a month ago and she just announced on facebook that she’s pregnant

but all i can think of is, “She done did the nasty.”

I just remembered that i’m mad at my brother for coming into my room real early this morning screaming at me asking what happen to all the cream cheese.

Calm down, bro.

Finally got around to watching Wreck-It Ralph

Just when you think the movie industry has run out of good material BAM a really good movie comes out.