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A conversation with my brother

Brother: If you and a good looking guy was the last two people on the planet and it’s up to you to repopulate, would you do it?

Me: -Silent-

Brother: Geez, Tasha. Are you that gay?

my brother got mad at me and said, “For a girl with a vajay-jay, you’re a fat dick.” 

My brother and I are having deep conversations about half life and because I played the games a million times, my brother kept ending up feeling like an asshole because he kept shitting on me about stuff he doesn’t remember.