- Parents: What do you want to eat for dinner?
- Me: A cute girl's cum
I just realized that girls who smoke weed and can roll blunts is such a turn on for me.
Haven’t talked to Mike in a few weeks and the first thing he asks is, “How’s your girl?”
No. Just no. Don’t call her my girl. She’ll never be mine. And second, she’s too painful to talk about, ever again.
STOP BEING SO CUTE IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA DATE ME