I was on a golf course today so I tried to be Zac Efron.
Nailed it.
- Best friend: Ugh ima slap you with my cats
- Best friend: Atleast you will get some sort of pussy action ;) ahaha
- Me: OMG
I’m thankful for the internet
Them: The camera adds 10 pounds
Me: In my case, it adds 10 pounds of ugly
Calm your bitch tits
Did you say something? I can’t hear over my awesomeness.
That Tumblr moment where all the notes disappeared.
My love life is like my cat. I don’t have a cat.
OMG. My brother showed me this.
11 drunk guys playing Slender.
