visit tracker on tumblr
  • Me: Yes, hello 911? My neighbors are having a party and they didn't invite me. I'd like for you to shut it down.

I don’t have friends that invite me to Halloween parties

So I’m spending the night on Tumblr.

(Source: natashiyaa)

Watching Dude, Where’s My Car?

If I was in Jesse’s & Chester’s place and stole alot of money, i’d throw a badass party at some random house, buy a shit load of weed, kidnap pick up my crush, smoke pot with her all night, fuck shit up, pig out on alot of pizza, get so wasted that when we wake up next to each other the next day, we would freak out cuz we’d forgot everything we did the night before.

That’d be sick.

(Source: natashiyaa)