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all week i’ve been so emotionally confused towards this girl i’ve liked for over a year now that I want to punch myself in the face really hard

  • -Mom looks at most obvious zit on my face-
  • Mom: Uh, oh. Someone is in love
  • Me thinking: I better fucking not

i want kisses

i want to kiss you

  • Mom: What kind of meat is this?
  • Me: Beef
  • Mom: Taste like human meat
  • Me: How would you know what human meat taste like?
  • Mom: I used to eat you ;)

I had another dream about Gay Ass again, damn it. -____-

My parents are throwing a party and I can’t even get food for myself because how awkward it is with everyone staring at me

Her lack of communication every time we talk makes me want to throw myself off a bridge because I always think it’s my fault and that I’m awkward

Too tired to eat, too hungry to sleep

I just remembered the time I saw Pauline wear her boyfriends football jersey and it broke my heart every time I looked at her that night

I would love to have someone come over often and play video games with me