- Mom: What kind of meat is this?
- Me: Beef
- Mom: Taste like human meat
- Me: How would you know what human meat taste like?
- Mom: I used to eat you ;)
I can see myself tripping trying to kiss you
I just remembered a time where my cousin and I went to Old Navy and some random guy came up to us and asked us if we wanted to buy some cereal from him
Ehhhhhh one of my tenants said I was hot
There’s a stranger currently living in my home
i honestly don’t know how i should feel about this
I had a crazyyy dream last night.
I dreamt me & this girl was smoking weed
& we got really high and I got really handsy with her which she liked